Kirley Duke

Damn it all, I think the tank gave me a cold. And we've a gig tonight. Pepper-Up always makes me off-tune for some reason.

If anyone comes to see us play and finds us lacking, that's why. Because it couldn't possibly be that I'm anything less than a legend with this instrument. It's all the fault of the cold.

This new drummer really isn't working out. Why is it so hard to find someone who can play?

twas just a fucking cat. with prreeeeety nasty insides. why's she got to fucking cock-block m? that cick was cute, too. i'll buy her a new cat if she'll let me get some pussys.

I just killed my girlfriend's cat.

I think I'm single now.

( [Kirley Duke] )